While telling Jimmy Kimmel about his workout routine for New Moon Taylor Lautner let it slip that he needed to put "something in [his] mouth every two hours." Upon hearing this, the audience completely lost their minds.
It is clear to me now that Taylor Lautner is living in an extended episode of Saved by the Bell, and that every remotely sexual thing he says, intentional or no, will be greeted with a wave of "woooooooooooo!" from the ladies in the audience. He has become the A.C. Slater of Twilight: He takes off his shirt, shows his muscles, smiles a bit, and the ladies go wild. So far, he hasn't worn pleated jeans or a pink tank top, but it's only a matter of time. Pattinson, meanwhile, almost seems relieved by the attention on Lautner, and who can blame him, really. I suppose it's nice to sit back and hear the girls screaming at someone else for a change.
I really don't understand the attraction of this guy.
He looks like someone popped him in the face and his nose and eyes swelled up.
-- When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it. W. T. Pooh (aka A. A. Milne)
On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 18:14:25 -0800, Font of All Important Info
<dez...@ix.netcom.com> wrote: >On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:16:52 -0500, Patricia Martin Steward ><pats...@noteranews.com> felt compelled by mysterious forces to say:
>>I really don't understand the attraction of this guy. >>He looks like someone popped him in the face and his nose and eyes >>swelled up.
>i don't get it, either. maybe it's his buff physique that attracts >and not his face.
It would kinda have to be, I guess, but I don't get that, either -- I've never been a fan of that twisted-steel and sex-appeal type body.
-- When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it. W. T. Pooh (aka A. A. Milne)
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