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Janie  
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From: Janie <rhinesto...@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 2009 13:10:45 -0800 (PST)
Local: Fri, Nov 6 2009 10:10 pm
Subject: Elephant!
Pair shocked by elephant encounter
(UKPA) – 13 hours ago

It may not be unusual to see a deer or a cow crossing Oklahoma's rural
highways but one couple returning from church had an altogether bigger
problem.

Bill and Deena Carpenter came within inches of a head-on collision
with an elephant which had escaped from a nearby circus late on
Wednesday.

Mr Carpenter, 68, said: "I didn't have time to hit the brakes. The
elephant blended in with the road. At the very last second I said
'elephant!'"

His last-second swerve meant they sideswiped the 29-year-old female
elephant in Enid, about 80 miles (129 kilometres) north of Oklahoma
City.

"So help me Hanna, had I hit that elephant, not swerved, it would have
knocked it off its legs, and it would have landed right on top of us,"
he said. "We'd have been history."

The couple, who own a wheat farm, weren't injured. But the eight-foot,
4,500-pound elephant was examined for a broken tusk and a leg wound.

The elephant's tusk punched through the side of the couple's SUV,
tearing up sheet metal. After sideswiping the elephant, his wife,
Deena, flagged some people down and used their mobile phone to call
police. Mr Carpenter said: "The dispatcher didn't believe her: 'You
hit a what?'"

Enid vet Dr Dwight Olson said the elephant was hiding in some bushes
just off the highway when he arrived shortly after the accident.
Handlers from the circus were able to calm it down, and Dr Olson
cleaned the leg wound and gave it some pain killer.

"I don't believe there's a broken bone, but I don't have an X-ray room
big enough to examine it," said Dr Olson.

The elephant had escaped from the Family Fun Circus at the Garfield
County Fairgrounds earlier on Wednesday after being spooked.


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Gordon H  
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Date: Sat, 7 Nov 2009 16:08:05 +0000
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Subject: Re: Elephant!
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Janie <rhinesto...@gmail.com> writes

Mr Carpenter has hopefully had a sight test and now wears spectacles
when driving.   How the heel can you not see an elephant until it's too
late top brake?
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Date: Sat, 07 Nov 2009 17:00:14 +0000
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On Sat, 7 Nov 2009 16:08:05 +0000, Gordon H

Driving tests do not include all possible events.

Once upon a time, many years ago, I set off in the car to take the
dogs for a walk in the fields a few miles away. As I approached the
end of the lane a camel stepped out from behind a clump of bushes. I
managed to brake just in time. My reactions were slowed by the shock.
The stopping distance would have failed the driving test.

Steve

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Date: Sat, 7 Nov 2009 11:54:07 -0800
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"Gordon H" <Gordon_N...@g3snx.demon.co.uk.invalid> wrote in message

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Are all the roads near you perfectly straight, with nothing near them to
obstruct vision?  It is quite possible to round a curve and suddenly see
something a very short distance from you.

Joy


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Peter Grange  
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Date: Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:18:37 +0000
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With respect, if you came round a bend and ran into something not
moving towards you because you were unable to stop in time, you came
round the bend too fast.

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Date: Sun, 8 Nov 2009 17:20:09 +0000
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In message <4af5d05f$0$12628$bd467...@news.dslextreme.com>, Joy
<toas...@real-me.net> writes

British roads are far from straight except motorways!
I was taught to drive at such a speed that I could stop within the
distance I can see.       Forget that and you might kill someone.
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In message <4sobf5tk5ggflth0b1489q8k34731sj...@4ax.com>, Peter Grange
<pe...@plgrange.demon.co.uk> writes

Like wot I said...   :)
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Date: Sun, 8 Nov 2009 14:05:04 -0700
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Very few of your cars are even capable of going fast.  You didn't know what
fast or quick cars were until you started putting American V-8's in those
scrinty ickle suckers.

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Date: Sun, 8 Nov 2009 17:25:40 -0700
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No, but they're American, although built in Japan.

Have you driven anything with a 429 cubic inch engine?


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Date: Mon, 9 Nov 2009 11:19:11 +0000
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>Very few of your cars are even capable of going fast.  You didn't know what
>fast or quick cars were until you started putting American V-8's in those
>scrinty ickle suckers.

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!
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Date: Mon, 9 Nov 2009 08:10:57 -0700
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"Sacha" <sa...@nowhere.com> wrote in message

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I've liked all sorts of machines I've operated in 73 years.  Ones with big
engines are much different than those with small, but in the end,
performance is all about power to weight ratios.  That's why motorcycles are
so much fun.  100 hp engines in vehicles weighing 400 lbs are wildly fun.
As the old Yamaha ads used to say, "Put some fun between your legs!".

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Date: Mon, 9 Nov 2009 08:32:52 -0700
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"Gordon H" <Gordon_N...@g3snx.demon.co.uk.invalid> wrote in message

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> In message <7loq41F3efad...@mid.individual.net>, Phxbrd
> <lesliesethhamm...@yahoo.com> writes

>>Very few of your cars are even capable of going fast.  You didn't know
>>what
>>fast or quick cars were until you started putting American V-8's in those
>>scrinty ickle suckers.

> HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnSyHEx8EWw

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Date: Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:33:43 +0000
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> I've liked all sorts of machines I've operated in 73 years.  Ones with big
> engines are much different than those with small, but in the end,
> performance is all about power to weight ratios.  That's why motorcycles are
> so much fun.  100 hp engines in vehicles weighing 400 lbs are wildly fun.
> As the old Yamaha ads used to say, "Put some fun between your legs!".

That conjures up all kinds of titillating images Seth. Surely there are
better ways of having fun, than a huge vibrating hunk of metal?

Em. perhaps not.

Not Bobbie:-)


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Date: Mon, 9 Nov 2009 08:58:14 -0700
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"Bobbie" <homefraih...@myhoose.co.uk> wrote in message

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It boils down to the amount time involved.  Some fun lasts only minutes or
hours.  Riding can last all day and into the night.

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Date: Mon, 9 Nov 2009 10:29:16 -0700
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What kind of motorcycle is that?

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Date: Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:33:46 +0000
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LOL A  prestigious Triumph model of the musical kind.

Bobbie


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Date: Mon, 9 Nov 2009 11:22:00 -0700
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"Bobbie" <homefraih...@myhoose.co.uk> wrote in message

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Have you ridden one?

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Date: Mon, 9 Nov 2009 11:30:42 -0700
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Just Harleys screwed up even more:

http://www.lightningrodmotorcycles.com/


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Date: Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:31:02 +0000
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LOL, no, not that particular model but I have been on the back of my
SIL's Thunderbird, and did a tour on the pillion of Vincent in my youth.
I have been in the company of a Sir Thomas Beecham on lots of occasions
though, he has a lovely touch with the baton.

http://www.bach-cantatas.com/Bio/Beecham-Thomas.htm

Bobbie;-)


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Date: Mon, 9 Nov 2009 13:10:55 -0700
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Your cite doesn't even mention motorcycles.  It appears that you're
confused.

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Date: Mon, 9 Nov 2009 13:21:36 -0700
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"Sacha" <sa...@nowhere.com> wrote in message

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Not even stock standard Harleys make much sense.  They're not really
motorcycles, but more a childish and anachronistic state of mind.  Just
little boys preteding to be bad asses ride the silly things.

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Date: Mon, 9 Nov 2009 23:12:32 +0000
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Subject: Re: Elephant!
In message <7lqr2fF3erka...@mid.individual.net>, Bobbie
<homefraih...@myhoose.co.uk> writes

>>   I've liked all sorts of machines I've operated in 73 years.  Ones
>>with big  engines are much different than those with small, but in the
>>end, performance is all about power to weight ratios.  That's why
>>motorcycles are  so much fun.  100 hp engines in vehicles weighing 400
>>lbs are wildly fun.  As the old Yamaha ads used to say, "Put some fun
>>between your legs!".

>That conjures up all kinds of titillating images Seth. Surely there are
>better ways of having fun, than a huge vibrating hunk of metal?

>Em. perhaps not.

>Not Bobbie:-)

You is on my wavelength.
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Date: Mon, 9 Nov 2009 23:12:01 +0000
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In message <7lqpo1F3fain...@mid.individual.net>, Phxbrd
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>I've liked all sorts of machines I've operated in 73 years.  Ones with big
>engines are much different than those with small, but in the end,
>performance is all about power to weight ratios.  That's why motorcycles are
>so much fun.  100 hp engines in vehicles weighing 400 lbs are wildly fun.
>As the old Yamaha ads used to say, "Put some fun between your legs!".

I have that without an internal combustion engine.

I suppose a fire engine was the most fun thing I drove...
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Date: Mon, 9 Nov 2009 23:17:13 +0000
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I saw a guy in a TV programme a couple of evenings ago who was building
a replica Cobra, partly from a kit.      It looked a meticulous job he
was doing on it.      I can't remember what engine he was using.
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Date: Mon, 09 Nov 2009 23:21:18 +0000
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On Sun, 8 Nov 2009 14:05:04 -0700, "Phxbrd"

McLaren
Williams
Brawn
Lotus
Jaguar (OK you bought that one)

Cosworth engines in Indy cars?

Lola Chassis in Indy cars?

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