Your plane crashes and then there's only two of you left, the
Christian and you, then you get terribly hungry...
WHO MAKES THE FIRST MOVE?
Note the possibility that you may be contaminated by other's body,
ideas, etc. Well, if you have a fire, you will have to cook it good,
it's all I'm saying. Notice also that your reply may be used by the
Christians who love to play the victim. Playing the victim is
important because then they can claim another martyr like Jesus. It's
all a game of deceit, you know. Probably no Christian will step
forward and be honest that he will make the first move. But don't
trust him at the actual moment when it's either you or him. Bon
appetit!
Don't temp God! And in this case when you get hungry enough -- and tired of
fasting and praying for deliverance - you look around for the lamb that is
stuck in the briar patch so you can have burnt offering for supper.
God provided Elijah with his food during a drought by sending food
via ravens.
And you think God would not provide food for both of you.
Since God did it for Elijah, HE would do it for you also.
So - what's the question?
On Sat, Nov 7, 2009 at 9:44 AM, "His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of The
Apes I" aka Indiana Banana <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Your plane crashes and then there's only two of you left, the
> Christian and you, then you get terribly hungry...
> WHO MAKES THE FIRST MOVE?
> Note the possibility that you may be contaminated by other's body,
> ideas, etc. Well, if you have a fire, you will have to cook it good,
> it's all I'm saying. Notice also that your reply may be used by the
> Christians who love to play the victim. Playing the victim is
> important because then they can claim another martyr like Jesus. It's
> all a game of deceit, you know. Probably no Christian will step
> forward and be honest that he will make the first move. But don't
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Dear God, please give me a heart attack today before lunch, you moronic non-entity.
All the best,
Simon
Ooops, talking to myself again.
And in this case when you get hungry enough -- and tired of fasting and praying for deliverance - you look around for the lamb that is stuck in the briar patch so you can have burnt offering for supper.
God provided Elijah with his food during a drought by sending food via ravens.
And you think God would not provide food for both of you.
Since God did it for Elijah, HE would do it for you also.
So - what's the question?
On Sat, Nov 7, 2009 at 9:44 AM, "His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of The Apes I" aka Indiana Banana <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
OK, let's assume the following scenario:
Your plane crashes and then there's only two of you left, the
Christian and you, then you get terribly hungry...
WHO MAKES THE FIRST MOVE?
Note the possibility that you may be contaminated by other's body,
ideas, etc. Well, if you have a fire, you will have to cook it good,
it's all I'm saying. Notice also that your reply may be used by the
Christians who love to play the victim. Playing the victim is
important because then they can claim another martyr like Jesus. It's
all a game of deceit, you know. Probably no Christian will step
forward and be honest that he will make the first move. But don't
trust him at the actual moment when it's either you or him. Bon
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[Voltaire]
Thea, it did happen in this plane crash in the Andes. No, God didn't
offer any lambs in the high mountains covered in snow and glaciers --
and no grass for lambs.
They did eat each other, but luckily only from the dead bodies left
from the crash.
That God actually parachuted a lamb into the area would have been
nice.
> Don't temp God! And in this case when you get hungry enough -- and tired of
> fasting and praying for deliverance - you look around for the lamb that is
> stuck in the briar patch so you can have burnt offering for supper.
> God provided Elijah with his food during a drought by sending food
> via ravens.
> And you think God would not provide food for both of you.
> Since God did it for Elijah, HE would do it for you also.
> So - what's the question?
> On Sat, Nov 7, 2009 at 9:44 AM, "His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of The
> Apes I" aka Indiana Banana <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > OK, let's assume the following scenario:
> > Your plane crashes and then there's only two of you left, the
> > Christian and you, then you get terribly hungry...
> > WHO MAKES THE FIRST MOVE?
> > Note the possibility that you may be contaminated by other's body,
> > ideas, etc. Well, if you have a fire, you will have to cook it good,
> > it's all I'm saying. Notice also that your reply may be used by the
> > Christians who love to play the victim. Playing the victim is
> > important because then they can claim another martyr like Jesus. It's
> > all a game of deceit, you know. Probably no Christian will step
> > forward and be honest that he will make the first move. But don't
> > trust him at the actual moment when it's either you or him. Bon
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just a simple question .... how can a non-entity be moronic? youre
sorta losing in my friend.
although i know you are just ridiculing, i also wonder why you are not
getting admonished for this nasty behavoiural activity as i do when i
simply return ridicule to those dishing it out. of course, im not
really asking for an answer as i already know it ;-)
On Nov 7, 11:00 am, Simon Ewins <sjew...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Dear God, please give me a heart attack today before lunch, you moronic non-entity.
> All the best,
> Simon
> Ooops, talking to myself again.
> And in this case when you get hungry enough -- and tired of fasting and praying for deliverance - you look around for the lamb that is stuck in the briar patch so you can have burnt offering for supper.
> God provided Elijah with his food during a drought by sending food via ravens.
> And you think God would not provide food for both of you.
> Since God did it for Elijah, HE would do it for you also.
> So - what's the question?
> On Sat, Nov 7, 2009 at 9:44 AM, "His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of The Apes I" aka Indiana Banana <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> OK, let's assume the following scenario:
> Your plane crashes and then there's only two of you left, the
> Christian and you, then you get terribly hungry...
> WHO MAKES THE FIRST MOVE?
> Note the possibility that you may be contaminated by other's body,
> ideas, etc. Well, if you have a fire, you will have to cook it good,
> it's all I'm saying. Notice also that your reply may be used by the
> Christians who love to play the victim. Playing the victim is
> important because then they can claim another martyr like Jesus. It's
> all a game of deceit, you know. Probably no Christian will step
> forward and be honest that he will make the first move. But don't
> trust him at the actual moment when it's either you or him. Bon
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> [Voltaire]
> Your plane crashes and then there's only two of you left, the
> Christian and you, then you get terribly hungry...
> WHO MAKES THE FIRST MOVE?
> Note the possibility that you may be contaminated by other's body,
> ideas, etc. Well, if you have a fire, you will have to cook it good,
> it's all I'm saying. Notice also that your reply may be used by the
> Christians who love to play the victim. Playing the victim is
> important because then they can claim another martyr like Jesus. It's
> all a game of deceit, you know. Probably no Christian will step
> forward and be honest that he will make the first move. But don't
> trust him at the actual moment when it's either you or him. Bon
> appetit!
I'll just go into hiding and become a vegetarian. ;-)
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> On Sat, Nov 7, 2009 at 10:44 AM, "His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of The
> Apes I" aka Indiana Banana <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > OK, let's assume the following scenario:
> > Your plane crashes and then there's only two of you left, the
> > Christian and you, then you get terribly hungry...
> > WHO MAKES THE FIRST MOVE?
> > Note the possibility that you may be contaminated by other's body,
> > ideas, etc. Well, if you have a fire, you will have to cook it good,
> > it's all I'm saying. Notice also that your reply may be used by the
> > Christians who love to play the victim. Playing the victim is
> > important because then they can claim another martyr like Jesus. It's
> > all a game of deceit, you know. Probably no Christian will step
> > forward and be honest that he will make the first move. But don't
> > trust him at the actual moment when it's either you or him. Bon
> > appetit!
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> Hey, we only wished there was a banana tree around! ;)
> On Nov 7, 11:42 am, Trance Gemini <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > On Sat, Nov 7, 2009 at 10:44 AM, "His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of
> The
> > Apes I" aka Indiana Banana <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > OK, let's assume the following scenario:
> > > Your plane crashes and then there's only two of you left, the
> > > Christian and you, then you get terribly hungry...
> > > WHO MAKES THE FIRST MOVE?
> > > Note the possibility that you may be contaminated by other's body,
> > > ideas, etc. Well, if you have a fire, you will have to cook it good,
> > > it's all I'm saying. Notice also that your reply may be used by the
> > > Christians who love to play the victim. Playing the victim is
> > > important because then they can claim another martyr like Jesus. It's
> > > all a game of deceit, you know. Probably no Christian will step
> > > forward and be honest that he will make the first move. But don't
> > > trust him at the actual moment when it's either you or him. Bon
> > > appetit!
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> > If it's a man and woman, no problem because they can hug each other
> > and live on grass or something.
> Lol. Good point. Add another deconversion to the list perhaps?
> > Hey, we only wished there was a banana tree around! ;)
> > On Nov 7, 11:42 am, Trance Gemini <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > On Sat, Nov 7, 2009 at 10:44 AM, "His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of
> > The
> > > Apes I" aka Indiana Banana <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > OK, let's assume the following scenario:
> > > > Your plane crashes and then there's only two of you left, the
> > > > Christian and you, then you get terribly hungry...
> > > > WHO MAKES THE FIRST MOVE?
> > > > Note the possibility that you may be contaminated by other's body,
> > > > ideas, etc. Well, if you have a fire, you will have to cook it good,
> > > > it's all I'm saying. Notice also that your reply may be used by the
> > > > Christians who love to play the victim. Playing the victim is
> > > > important because then they can claim another martyr like Jesus. It's
> > > > all a game of deceit, you know. Probably no Christian will step
> > > > forward and be honest that he will make the first move. But don't
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On Sat, Nov 7, 2009 at 12:42 PM, KingOfTheApes
<comandante.ban...@yahoo.com>wrote:
> You may say something like, "If you want to enter my jungle, you may
> as well forget any kind of Mental Masturbation, including religion."
If there are only two people there and one is male and one is female I
suspect that religion and "mental" masturbation will be the last things on
either of their minds ;-)
> On Nov 7, 12:00 pm, Trance Gemini <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > On Sat, Nov 7, 2009 at 11:47 AM, "His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of
> The
> > Apes I" aka Indiana Banana <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > If it's a man and woman, no problem because they can hug each other
> > > and live on grass or something.
> > Lol. Good point. Add another deconversion to the list perhaps?
> > > Hey, we only wished there was a banana tree around! ;)
> > > On Nov 7, 11:42 am, Trance Gemini <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > > On Sat, Nov 7, 2009 at 10:44 AM, "His Majesty Comandante Banana King
> Of
> > > The
> > > > Apes I" aka Indiana Banana <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > > OK, let's assume the following scenario:
> > > > > Your plane crashes and then there's only two of you left, the
> > > > > Christian and you, then you get terribly hungry...
> > > > > WHO MAKES THE FIRST MOVE?
> > > > > Note the possibility that you may be contaminated by other's body,
> > > > > ideas, etc. Well, if you have a fire, you will have to cook it
> good,
> > > > > it's all I'm saying. Notice also that your reply may be used by the
> > > > > Christians who love to play the victim. Playing the victim is
> > > > > important because then they can claim another martyr like Jesus.
> It's
> > > > > all a game of deceit, you know. Probably no Christian will step
> > > > > forward and be honest that he will make the first move. But don't
> > > > > trust him at the actual moment when it's either you or him. Bon
> > > > > appetit!
> > > > I'll just go into hiding and become a vegetarian. ;-)
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> On Sat, Nov 7, 2009 at 12:42 PM, KingOfTheApes
> <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com>wrote:
> > You may say something like, "If you want to enter my jungle, you may
> > as well forget any kind of Mental Masturbation, including religion."
> If there are only two people there and one is male and one is female I
> suspect that religion and "mental" masturbation will be the last things on
> either of their minds ;-)
> > On Nov 7, 12:00 pm, Trance Gemini <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > On Sat, Nov 7, 2009 at 11:47 AM, "His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of
> > The
> > > Apes I" aka Indiana Banana <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > If it's a man and woman, no problem because they can hug each other
> > > > and live on grass or something.
> > > Lol. Good point. Add another deconversion to the list perhaps?
> > > > Hey, we only wished there was a banana tree around! ;)
> > > > On Nov 7, 11:42 am, Trance Gemini <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > > > On Sat, Nov 7, 2009 at 10:44 AM, "His Majesty Comandante Banana King
> > Of
> > > > The
> > > > > Apes I" aka Indiana Banana <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > > > OK, let's assume the following scenario:
> > > > > > Your plane crashes and then there's only two of you left, the
> > > > > > Christian and you, then you get terribly hungry...
> > > > > > WHO MAKES THE FIRST MOVE?
> > > > > > Note the possibility that you may be contaminated by other's body,
> > > > > > ideas, etc. Well, if you have a fire, you will have to cook it
> > good,
> > > > > > it's all I'm saying. Notice also that your reply may be used by the
> > > > > > Christians who love to play the victim. Playing the victim is
> > > > > > important because then they can claim another martyr like Jesus.
> > It's
> > > > > > all a game of deceit, you know. Probably no Christian will step
> > > > > > forward and be honest that he will make the first move. But don't
> > > > > > trust him at the actual moment when it's either you or him. Bon
> > > > > > appetit!
> > > > > I'll just go into hiding and become a vegetarian. ;-)
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> On Nov 7, 1:38 pm, Trance Gemini <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > On Sat, Nov 7, 2009 at 12:42 PM, KingOfTheApes
> > <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com>wrote:
> > > You may say something like, "If you want to enter my jungle, you may
> > > as well forget any kind of Mental Masturbation, including religion."
> > If there are only two people there and one is male and one is female I
> > suspect that religion and "mental" masturbation will be the last things
> on
> > either of their minds ;-)
> > > On Nov 7, 12:00 pm, Trance Gemini <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > > On Sat, Nov 7, 2009 at 11:47 AM, "His Majesty Comandante Banana King
> Of
> > > The
> > > > Apes I" aka Indiana Banana <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > > If it's a man and woman, no problem because they can hug each other
> > > > > and live on grass or something.
> > > > Lol. Good point. Add another deconversion to the list perhaps?
> > > > > Hey, we only wished there was a banana tree around! ;)
> > > > > On Nov 7, 11:42 am, Trance Gemini <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > > > > On Sat, Nov 7, 2009 at 10:44 AM, "His Majesty Comandante Banana
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> > > > > > > OK, let's assume the following scenario:
> > > > > > > Your plane crashes and then there's only two of you left, the
> > > > > > > Christian and you, then you get terribly hungry...
> > > > > > > WHO MAKES THE FIRST MOVE?
> > > > > > > Note the possibility that you may be contaminated by other's
> body,
> > > > > > > ideas, etc. Well, if you have a fire, you will have to cook it
> > > good,
> > > > > > > it's all I'm saying. Notice also that your reply may be used by
> the
> > > > > > > Christians who love to play the victim. Playing the victim is
> > > > > > > important because then they can claim another martyr like
> Jesus.
> > > It's
> > > > > > > all a game of deceit, you know. Probably no Christian will step
> > > > > > > forward and be honest that he will make the first move. But
> don't
> > > > > > > trust him at the actual moment when it's either you or him. Bon
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OK, I know you must be shy, girl, so let's assume a different
scenario: the Christian guy is GAY!
Well, that's not far fetched, there's a lot of them who are both
Christian and gay, either because they really believe in God or just
because that's part of their CAMOUFLAGE, like they get married all
time.
So what would happen between a lady Atheist and a Gay Christian?
Should they collaborate or eat each other?
On Sat, Nov 7, 2009 at 2:29 PM, KingOfTheApes
<comandante.ban...@yahoo.com>wrote:
> OK, I know you must be shy, girl, so let's assume a different
> scenario: the Christian guy is GAY!
> Well, that's not far fetched, there's a lot of them who are both
> Christian and gay, either because they really believe in God or just
> because that's part of their CAMOUFLAGE, like they get married all
> time.
> So what would happen between a lady Atheist and a Gay Christian?
> Should they collaborate or eat each other?
This is where the lady atheist goes into hiding and becomes a vegetarian.
Lol.
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>> OK, I know you must be shy, girl, so let's assume a different
>> scenario: the Christian guy is GAY!
>> Well, that's not far fetched, there's a lot of them who are both
>> Christian and gay, either because they really believe in God or just
>> because that's part of their CAMOUFLAGE, like they get married all
>> time.
>> So what would happen between a lady Atheist and a Gay Christian?
>> Should they collaborate or eat each other?
> This is where the lady atheist goes into hiding and becomes a vegetarian.
> Lol.
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> On Sat, Nov 7, 2009 at 2:29 PM, KingOfTheApes
> <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com>wrote:
> > OK, I know you must be shy, girl, so let's assume a different
> > scenario: the Christian guy is GAY!
> > Well, that's not far fetched, there's a lot of them who are both
> > Christian and gay, either because they really believe in God or just
> > because that's part of their CAMOUFLAGE, like they get married all
> > time.
> > So what would happen between a lady Atheist and a Gay Christian?
> > Should they collaborate or eat each other?
> This is where the lady atheist goes into hiding and becomes a vegetarian.
> Lol.
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> On Sat, Nov 7, 2009 at 11:47 AM, Trance Gemini <trancegemi...@gmail.com>wrote:
> > On Sat, Nov 7, 2009 at 2:29 PM, KingOfTheApes <
> > comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >> OK, I know you must be shy, girl, so let's assume a different
> >> scenario: the Christian guy is GAY!
> >> Well, that's not far fetched, there's a lot of them who are both
> >> Christian and gay, either because they really believe in God or just
> >> because that's part of their CAMOUFLAGE, like they get married all
> >> time.
> >> So what would happen between a lady Atheist and a Gay Christian?
> >> Should they collaborate or eat each other?
> > This is where the lady atheist goes into hiding and becomes a vegetarian.
> > Lol.
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> And in this case when you get hungry enough -- and tired of
> fasting and praying for deliverance - you look around for the lamb that is
> stuck in the briar patch so you can have burnt offering for supper.
> God provided Elijah with his food during a drought by sending food
> via ravens.
> And you think God would not provide food for both of you.
> Since God did it for Elijah, HE would do it for you also.
> So - what's the question?
> On Sat, Nov 7, 2009 at 9:44 AM, "His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of The
> Apes I" aka Indiana Banana <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > OK, let's assume the following scenario:
> > Your plane crashes and then there's only two of you left, the
> > Christian and you, then you get terribly hungry...
> > WHO MAKES THE FIRST MOVE?
> > Note the possibility that you may be contaminated by other's body,
> > ideas, etc. Well, if you have a fire, you will have to cook it good,
> > it's all I'm saying. Notice also that your reply may be used by the
> > Christians who love to play the victim. Playing the victim is
> > important because then they can claim another martyr like Jesus. It's
> > all a game of deceit, you know. Probably no Christian will step
> > forward and be honest that he will make the first move. But don't
> > trust him at the actual moment when it's either you or him. Bon
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On Sat, Nov 7, 2009 at 12:35 PM, philosophy <smwil...@tpg.com.au> wrote:
> On Nov 8, 1:55 am, thea <thea.n...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > Don't temp God!
> Can god be tempted?
> I thought he was above all that nonsense.
> > And in this case when you get hungry enough -- and tired of
> > fasting and praying for deliverance - you look around for the lamb that
> is
> > stuck in the briar patch so you can have burnt offering for supper.
> > God provided Elijah with his food during a drought by sending food
> > via ravens.
> > And you think God would not provide food for both of you.
> > Since God did it for Elijah, HE would do it for you also.
> > So - what's the question?
> > On Sat, Nov 7, 2009 at 9:44 AM, "His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of
> The
> > Apes I" aka Indiana Banana <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > OK, let's assume the following scenario:
> > > Your plane crashes and then there's only two of you left, the
> > > Christian and you, then you get terribly hungry...
> > > WHO MAKES THE FIRST MOVE?
> > > Note the possibility that you may be contaminated by other's body,
> > > ideas, etc. Well, if you have a fire, you will have to cook it good,
> > > it's all I'm saying. Notice also that your reply may be used by the
> > > Christians who love to play the victim. Playing the victim is
> > > important because then they can claim another martyr like Jesus. It's
> > > all a game of deceit, you know. Probably no Christian will step
> > > forward and be honest that he will make the first move. But don't
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> well he is fixing to find himself very by himself in his Jungle
> On Sat, Nov 7, 2009 at 12:35 PM, philosophy <smwil...@tpg.com.au> wrote:
> > On Nov 8, 1:55 am, thea <thea.n...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > Don't temp God!
> > Can god be tempted?
> > I thought he was above all that nonsense.
> > > And in this case when you get hungry enough -- and tired of
> > > fasting and praying for deliverance - you look around for the lamb that
> > is
> > > stuck in the briar patch so you can have burnt offering for supper.
> > > God provided Elijah with his food during a drought by sending food
> > > via ravens.
> > > And you think God would not provide food for both of you.
> > > Since God did it for Elijah, HE would do it for you also.
> > > So - what's the question?
> > > On Sat, Nov 7, 2009 at 9:44 AM, "His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of
> > The
> > > Apes I" aka Indiana Banana <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > OK, let's assume the following scenario:
> > > > Your plane crashes and then there's only two of you left, the
> > > > Christian and you, then you get terribly hungry...
> > > > WHO MAKES THE FIRST MOVE?
> > > > Note the possibility that you may be contaminated by other's body,
> > > > ideas, etc. Well, if you have a fire, you will have to cook it good,
> > > > it's all I'm saying. Notice also that your reply may be used by the
> > > > Christians who love to play the victim. Playing the victim is
> > > > important because then they can claim another martyr like Jesus. It's
> > > > all a game of deceit, you know. Probably no Christian will step
> > > > forward and be honest that he will make the first move. But don't
> > > > trust him at the actual moment when it's either you or him. Bon
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This is DARK HUMOR: This atheist has scruples about eating a
Christian, and I suggest a clever plan:
On Nov 7, 2:27 pm, Jimbo <ckdbig...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > WHO MAKES THE FIRST MOVE?
> Well, seeing as I'd rather starve than suffer terminal indigestion...
> I'd probably scram out of there. :D
Well, I'll give you some Machiavelic yet humane plan: You put an axe
through his heart (not to let him suffer), wait for the vultures to
come and then eat the vultures.
> On Nov 8, 1:55 am, thea <thea.n...@gmail.com> wrote:> Don't temp God!
> Can god be tempted?
> I thought he was above all that nonsense.
> > And in this case when you get hungry enough -- and tired of
> > fasting and praying for deliverance - you look around for the lamb that is
> > stuck in the briar patch so you can have burnt offering for supper.
> > God provided Elijah with his food during a drought by sending food
> > via ravens.
> > And you think God would not provide food for both of you.
> > Since God did it for Elijah, HE would do it for you also.
> > So - what's the question?
> > On Sat, Nov 7, 2009 at 9:44 AM, "His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of The
> > Apes I" aka Indiana Banana <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > OK, let's assume the following scenario:
> > > Your plane crashes and then there's only two of you left, the
> > > Christian and you, then you get terribly hungry...
> > > WHO MAKES THE FIRST MOVE?
> > > Note the possibility that you may be contaminated by other's body,
> > > ideas, etc. Well, if you have a fire, you will have to cook it good,
> > > it's all I'm saying. Notice also that your reply may be used by the
> > > Christians who love to play the victim. Playing the victim is
> > > important because then they can claim another martyr like Jesus. It's
> > > all a game of deceit, you know. Probably no Christian will step
> > > forward and be honest that he will make the first move. But don't
> > > trust him at the actual moment when it's either you or him. Bon
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> On Nov 7, 3:35 pm, philosophy <smwil...@tpg.com.au> wrote:
> > On Nov 8, 1:55 am, thea <thea.n...@gmail.com> wrote:> Don't temp God!
> > Can god be tempted?
> > I thought he was above all that nonsense.
> > > And in this case when you get hungry enough -- and tired of
> > > fasting and praying for deliverance - you look around for the lamb that is
> > > stuck in the briar patch so you can have burnt offering for supper.
> > > God provided Elijah with his food during a drought by sending food
> > > via ravens.
> > > And you think God would not provide food for both of you.
> > > Since God did it for Elijah, HE would do it for you also.
> > > So - what's the question?
> > > On Sat, Nov 7, 2009 at 9:44 AM, "His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of The
> > > Apes I" aka Indiana Banana <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > OK, let's assume the following scenario:
> > > > Your plane crashes and then there's only two of you left, the
> > > > Christian and you, then you get terribly hungry...
> > > > WHO MAKES THE FIRST MOVE?
> > > > Note the possibility that you may be contaminated by other's body,
> > > > ideas, etc. Well, if you have a fire, you will have to cook it good,
> > > > it's all I'm saying. Notice also that your reply may be used by the
> > > > Christians who love to play the victim. Playing the victim is
> > > > important because then they can claim another martyr like Jesus. It's
> > > > all a game of deceit, you know. Probably no Christian will step
> > > > forward and be honest that he will make the first move. But don't
> > > > trust him at the actual moment when it's either you or him. Bon
> > > > appetit!
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> On Nov 7, 2:47 pm, Trance Gemini <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > On Sat, Nov 7, 2009 at 2:29 PM, KingOfTheApes
> > <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com>wrote:
> > > OK, I know you must be shy, girl, so let's assume a different
> > > scenario: the Christian guy is GAY!
> > > Well, that's not far fetched, there's a lot of them who are both
> > > Christian and gay, either because they really believe in God or just
> > > because that's part of their CAMOUFLAGE, like they get married all
> > > time.
> > > So what would happen between a lady Atheist and a Gay Christian?
> > > Should they collaborate or eat each other?
> > This is where the lady atheist goes into hiding and becomes a vegetarian.
> > Lol.
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