1. Bicycle riders.  I hate them.  They obviously have no job to go to on
Saturday, so instead of sleeping in like normal people would on a day off,
they decide to get together with other bicycle riders and go for a healthy
little jaunt around the area, with their little water bottles, getting in my
way on the road.  I hate these people.

2. Yard Sales!  I hate them.  What is with people?  It seems like some of
these people must be professional yard salers.  They cannot possibly have
that much junk that requires them to do this shit EVERY Saturday.  Signs on
all the telephone poles.  Strangers driving slowly through the neighborhood,
looking for yards to shop at.  Hey!  Why not take your extra crap to
Goodwill or something?  I'm sick of seeing everyone with their damn yard
sales.

3. That's all, I'll think of some more later.  I am so pissed right now
because of all the bicycle riders and yard sales.  I wish I could just leave
all of this madness and get a little cabin in Montana or something, just all
by myself, no yard sales, and no bicycles.  And NO LEAF-BLOWERS!  None of
those fucking leaf-blowers!  Gosh I hate people.  Have a nice day.

-Paul Popinjay