HOWEDY BabySparrowGrasshopper & The Bear,
"BabySparrowGrasshopper & The Bear" <Sparrow...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Dearest Teacher & Mentor-Jerry Howe,
> I cannot begin to tell you HOWE far Aeriel (17 months
> old Basinji-mix) has come since I started the 'Noise
> Distraction/Praise' Method has changed our lives!!
THANK YOU BabySparrowGrasshopper & The Bear~!
The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing,
Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child, Pussy, Birdy, Goat,
Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES, And Horsey Wizard COULDN'T
DO IT withHOWET *YOUR* FREE HEELP~!
I've been meanin to post to your reply to paul e. schoen regardin
"treats" - NO TREATS for TRAININ. Trainin requires LOVE,
not bribes and torture <{}: ~ ) >
No DHOWET your fellHOWE dog lover pals will be SO HAPPY
to hear this for you an Aerial that they'll get so jealHOWES they'll
KILLFILE you for that <{}: ~ ) >
And THAT'S HOWE COME they AIN'T fixin to post their
LIES INSANITY and ABUSE here nodoGdameneD more
JUST LIKE HOWE I been tellin them <{}: ~ ) >
> Aer-Bear (Aeriel's) 'SEVERE FEAR ANXIETY/SEPERATION
> ANXIETY'-just from that ONE technique, the change in just a
> few short weeks is nothing short of Miraculous!!
INDEEDY~!
It's freakin GUARANTEED. HOWEver, you MUST study an
follHOWE the INSTRUCTIONS PRECISELY <{}: ~ ) >
> She is an Eager Learner-doing 'tricks' I never even THOUGHT of,
> or was going to teach her!! I use the (above) technique, along w/
> verbally 'Naming' Everything', AND 'sign language'...& she has
> (in just a FEW WEEKS) gone from an EXXXTremely AnXXXHOWsE
> puppy (Who was INJURING herself due 2 her AnXXXHOWEity) to a
> Calm, Happy, Obedient, Eager to Learn little fur-child daughter!!
But of curse~!
EFFECTIVE NON PHYSICAL SCIENTIFIC Pavlovian
and Ericksonian behavior modification and CONditioning
techniques are FAST EZ FUN and FREE, to boot <{}: ~ ) >
> The 'Walks' outside w/the 'Big Scary Cars & People' (we use a
> 'harness' & attach a lead 2 it) was IMPOSSIBLE w/out Aeriel
> having a COMPL:ETE MELTDOWN a few weeks ago.
INDEEDY. Crystal an her White German Shepherd Dog Starr
had the same problem. It took SIX DAYS to fully EXXXTINGUISH
ALL of her phobias <{}: ~ ) >
HOWEver, she'd had FIVE *(5) PROFESSIONAL OBEDIENCE
TRAINERS pryor, jerkin chokin bribin an intimidatin her, so she
had a lot more REASONS to NOT TRUST The Sincerely Incredibly
Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing, Majestic Grand Master Puppy,
Child, Pussy, Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES, And Horsey
Wizard <{}: ~ ) >
> NOW, (and we've only done this TWICE-mind you-the 1st time
> on an early Sunday morning {we live on 'Main Street' also, which
> makes it VERY difficult for her-when we had the huge 'snowbanks',
> they blocked the sight of the 'SCARY CARS' between the sidewalk
> & street-since they melted, forget it!! She won't go anywhere TOWARD
> the end of the driveway/sidewalk-only in the VERY back, between
> the Garage & Fence} ) UNTILL....NOW!!!
RIGHT. What you gotta do NHOWE is the Hot & Cold EXXXORCISE
and the Family Leadership EXXXORCISE and install the come command
as a 100% CONsistently INSTANT REFLEX and then do the 4 Step
Heeling Pattern EXXXORCISE and she'll NATURALLY WANT to
DO ANY THING you ask <{}: ~ ) >
So, GET BACK TO WORK~!
> Sunday, AUGUST 10th, 2008 very EARLY AM (very quiet)
> We started SLOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW....I diddn't
> have my 'penny can' w/me, so I 'threw my keys' (praying they
> wouldn't get lost in the grass, or in the street & get 'SQUASHED'
> ERGO: we would have never gotten back inside, & I wouldn't
> be writing this).
Yeah, I figgered~!
Be SHORE to ALWAYS alternate the direction from which
the sound originates an PRAISE IN ADVANCE as well <{}: ~ ) >
> When (which was nearly Constantly the 1st few minutes) she
> would 'Freak out' and have an 'Anxiety Meltdown', I'd throw
> the keys, (Interupting her 'Meltdown'), and immediatly 'PRAISE'
> her for her 'Skiddishness'!!
RIGHT~!
Be SHORE to NEVER make the sound from the same place
twice in succession, even from WON day to the next; ALWAYS
TRY to remember the LAST INSTANCE and follHOWE thru
with the NEXT direction, perhaps sounding your keys from your
hand on 1 occasion, from the grHOWEND on the next, your hand
again, then the grHOWEND to the other side, etc.
> Eventually, we got to the point (there is a big tree, and several big
> bushes) she got the 'courage' to actually lay IN FRONT (instead of
> hide behind, or try to 'take off'-which she made me fall at least
> once-*Throw Keys* "GOOD GIRL!!!!! Good for making Mommie
> *ouch* Fall and *oooowwwww* skin her knee!! *OUCH!!....*
> 'What GOOD 'Skiddish-Fear' behaviour that was!! Mamma's *ow*
> sooooo Proud!!"
THERE YA GO~!
YOU GOT IT~!
> She was to the point of actually LYING DOWN on the grass in
> front of the bushes on a totally slack leash (I was sitting next to
> her)-she was 'Eating the Grass' (her 'nervous habit' w/new scary
> stuff since she started learning 'HOWE' not to be so ascared)
FINE~!
Eatin grass is generally heelthful. HOWEver, if she's doin it as
an anXXXIHOWESNESS relief mechanism we got to address
that as a behavior problem.
Let's do this; allHOWE her to chew grass as her anXXXIHOWESNESS
relief mechanism for the next few days and PRAISE her for doin it just
like HOWE you been doin.
After she's had a few days of calming herself by chewin the grass
you can PRAISE IN ADVANCE to STOP the grass chewin when
she's stressed and if that fails, you can safely NON PHYSICALLY
distract and instantly PRAISE her for eatin the grass till the behavior
is EXXXTINGUISHED EXXXCEPT for apupriate grazing <{}: ~ ) >
> Each time a car went by, I'd say "Caaaarrrrrrr! Goooooood Aerie!!
> What a Goooood Bear!!* while pointing/following w/my finger as it
> (they) went by....also named 'grass' she ate, trees, pavement,
> parkinglot, cars, trash, fences, etc.
EXXXCELLENTE~!
Also, please try to refrain from using her name in association
with any behaviors EXXXCEPT the come command <{}: ~ ) >
> "Signed & Named" 'Eye Contact', 'Sit/stay', down/stay,
> Slooooowwww walk, trot, 'sniff', 'Stand Stay'; etc. etc. etc.......
> We actually walked part of the way down the sidewalk (this was
> the FIRST OUTSIDE TRY, mind you) to where she 'went' to do
> 'Potty' (tinkles) & 'Doodles' (#2) in the Winter, when we had the
> 'safety snowbank'-SHE led ME there!!
EXXXCELLENT~!
Start workin the H & C EXXXORCISE and the FPLX and
get the come command installed. THEN you'll be able to use
IT should distraction and praise and of curse, PRAISE IN
ADVANCE fail you for ANY problem <{}: ~ ) >
> Once she say a person walking toward her, she had a 'Panic
> Attack Anxiety Meltdown BOLT HOME NOW!!!!!' attack-
> but threw the KEYS, praise, etc. we were back in the 'safe'
> doorway of our apt (in back on side of a 3 family house).
EXXXCELLENTE~!
REMEMBER, thHOWE, we WANT to ENGAGE her
phobias, NOT run from or avoid them. ANY time you
can set her up to encHOWENTER a behavior problem
to be EXXXTINGUISHEd, DO IT <{}: ~ ) >
> I thought that was 'it', but got down, and petted her, 'baby
> talked' her, etc. till she calmed down, and we ended up
> starting in the 'back' (where she feels 'SAFE') and
> eventually going up the driveway again!!
"Baby talkin" is O.K. PATTING AIN'T. We NEVER want
to physically involve HOWERselves or offer BRIBES when
over-comin a behavior problem otherWIZE Aeriel WON'T
BE ABLE to develop SELF CON-TROLL <{}: ~ ) >
It's curiHOWES, the self proclaimed EXXXPERTS *(lyin
animal murderin mental cases) DON'T BELIEVE dogs
CAN learn SELF CON-TROLL <{}: ~ ) >
So they JERK CHOKE SHOCK BRIBE CRATE INTIMIDATE
an SURGICALLY SEXUALLY MUTILATE an MURDER
innocent defenseless dumb critters when their backwards
ignorameHOWES "trainin methods" FAIL <{}: ~ ( >
> She even went up on the front porch w/me to get my mail!!
> THIS WAS AMAZING!!!!!!!! I was totally THUNDERSTRUCK!!!!
> ????is this REALLY Aeriel, or did someone 'switch a well behaved
> clone' when I wasn't looking????
The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing,
Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child, Pussy, Birdy, Goat,
Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES, And Horsey Wizard has a
full staff of Elves HE sends HOWET to steal an replace
trHOWEbled critters <{}: ~ ) >
> Last Night-Friday, August 15th, 2008-Late at night right before
> some of the 'Bars' closed(1AM) & got out-like @ around 12:45
> AM: Took her out-did MUCH BETTER than Sunday!! Traffic/
> noise was worse, but only a FEW 'Key' tosses, EXTREMELY
> nearly ALWAYS SLACK LEASH!!!!! (almost NO 'Tugging'
> this time-AMAZING!!!!!!)
PRACTICE the leash handling techniques. The METHOD is
PRECISE and designed SPECIFICALLY to teach the handler
HOWE to keep the leash LOOSE regardless of HOWE silly
the dog is gettin <{}: ~ ) >
> Except when we were on the sidewalk, walking back from her
> ('winter 'DOODLE' spot down the street)-we had almost reached
> the end of our Driveway, when a car pulled up to drop someone
> off- *TERROR!! CAR + SCARY UNKNOWN PERSON-
> FLEEEEEEE!!! GET THE H*** OUTA DODGE NOW!!!!!!* +
> 'TUG!!!!!" "DANGER DANGER DANGER!!! ARE BLOCKING
> ROUTE TO SAFE HOME!!!!! FREAK OUT!!!!!!*
Yeah, she's got a BAD case of fear of STUFF <{}: ~ ( >
> Threw keys (sound/distraction) Praise...
> Thank God-the guy walked the other way, and the car left right away,
Oh, THAT'S TOO BAD~!
We NEED those sorts of "problems" to EXXXTINGUISH them~!
> though we did take a 'shortcut' through the DARK neighbors
> bushes/yard - kept throwing keys, and praising-was worth
> bushes/trees/growth, etc. she was AWESOME!!!!!!
REMEMBER, don't JUST throw them, shake WON time, toss
the next. TRY to keep the keys SILENT when not in use <{}: ~ ) >
> After 'Scary Car & Person' left, were back in Driveway (now a 'safer
> zone') (BTW-she's still 'eating grass' when new/nervous scaries come
> up-but is doing GREAT-and 'grazing' (laughed last night-said, "Aerie-
> Your NOT a cow, ya know, silly girl")
> Grazing is OK w/me!! ;-)
LikeWIZE <{}: ~ ) >
> Mabye should try it myself next time I get 'anxious'-JK.
I've got better techniques available. Study the anchorin / triggerin
technique in the manual so you can do it to yourself. It's worked
JUST LIKE FREAKIN MAGICK for EXXXTREME PAINICK
attacks for many of my students.
Try settin three *(3) anchors which you can trigger WON after
the other, SLOWLY, in succession. Do this: Think of a particular
EXXXCELLENT thought. REALLY develop the scenario, payin
attention to ENHANCING the most minor of details.
These thoughts can be REAL or FAERIE TAILS, it's irelevent.
Just get each scene developed to it's maXXXIMUM peak level
and set your anchor by touchin a particular point that is EZily
accessible and do that three times with three different scenes an
points.
Go ahead an trip them triggers, slowly, WON after the other.
You should be feelin pretty good~!
Feel free to redo or reinforce those "HAPPY" anchors an
triggers any time they've diminished or degraded <{}: ~ ) >
THEN, when you have a inapupriate thought just hit the first
trigger, wait a few moments, hit the 2nd, wait a few moments
an do the 3rd to fully EXXXTINGUISH that thought.
If you have persistent dreadful thoughts, you can set your
"HAPPY" anchors an triggers and then envision WON *(1)
inapupriate thought and when it's realized, DROP THE
HAMMER on it to fully EXXXTINGUISH that sillyness~!
> Except for a stranger or two walking down the street, everything
> went BEYOND anything I could have EVER hoped for!!
I'm REAL prHOWED of you, Sparrow <{}: ~ ) >
> AND...........(the outside stuff)......... ALL IN ONLY A FEW
> HOURS w/ ONLY TWO (2) TRIES.......IN...... LESS THAN
> A WEEK!!!!!!!
Yeah. Too bad the DOG LOVERS here PREFER to jerk
chokc shock bribe crate intimidate an murderin innocent
defenseless dumb critters an LIE abHOWET it to compensate
for their fragile defective egos, weak fearful minds and
colossal inferiority complexes.
> (Never mind the INDOOR stuff, which will write about later).
Oh GOODY~! There's more GOOD STUFF comin??
> THIS IS AMAZINGLY INCREDIBLE!!!!!!
INDEEDY~!
> "There is a Light at the End of the Tunnel, and it Shines Brilliantly.
> It's name is Jerry Howe."-Your Student, Sparrow ~/~
Ooooh~! Flattery will GET YOU EVERYWHERE with
The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing,
Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child, Pussy, Birdy, Goat,
Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES, And Horsey Wizard <{}: ~ ) >
> PS-Can you mail me your 'Puppy-Wizard' manual?
Just go to my website:
http://www.freewebs.com/thesimplyamazingpuppywizard and hit the third link on the left side of the page~!
> will send U the unfo-
ALL my FREE WWW Wits' End Method Manual Students
are welcome to phone me ANY TIME day or night <{}: ~ ) >
> can't thank you enough!!!!
THAT goes BOTH ways, Sparrow~!
> Especially AER-BEAR can't thank you enough!!
No, that's not AER-BEAR, Sparrow. The Elves switched her
for Gretchen, a rehabilitated ten year old German Shepherd
who EZily poses as a young Basinji-mix <{}: ~ ) >
> (((HUGGLES))) & Thanx for getting us 'back in'. ;-)
THANK YOU~!
> Luv, Your Humble Student, Sparrow ~/~ & Aeriel *Waggles &
> Yappy Wuffles to THE PUPPY WIZARD!!*-FR: your GodDog-
> 17 month old 'Aer-Bear'
O.K., Sparrow; I ain't EXXXACTLY the "huggy"
type, but you DO deserve it:
*** HUGGLES~!***
"The day may come when the rest of the animal creation
may acquire those rights
which never could have been withholden from them
but by the hand of tyranny.
The question is not can they REASON,
nor can they TALK,
but can they SUFFER?" -
- Jeremy Bentham
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised
for the good of its victims,
may be the most oppressive.
Those who torment us for our own good
will torment us without end,
for they do so with the approval of
their own conscience." -
- C.S. Lewis.
"Death is better, a milder fate than tyranny",
Aeschylus (525BC-456BC),
Agamemnon.
"If you talk with the animals, they will talk with you
and you will know each other.
If you do not talk to them, you will not know them,
and what you do not know you will fear.
What one fears, one destroys."
Chief Dan George
All truth passes through three stages.
First, it is ridiculed.
Second, it is violently opposed.
Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
-Arthur Schopenhauer
"Thank you for fighting the fine fight--
even tho it's a hopeless task,
in this system of things.
As long as man is ruling man,
there will be animals (and humans!)
abused and neglected. :-(
Your student," Juanita.
"If you've got them by the balls
their hearts and minds
will follow,"
John Wayne.
ANY QUESTIONS, People?
"Ye shall know the truth,
and the truth shall make you mad." -
~Aldous Huxley.
"Mit der Dummheit kaempfen Goetter selbst vergebens!"
"Against stupidity the Gods themselves contend in vain!"
-Friedrich Schiller.
INDEEDY.
AND THAT'S HOWE COME THEY GOT ME NHOWE!
In Love And Light,
I Remain Respectfully, Humbly Yours,
The WORLD'S CRUELEST Trainer,
Jerry Howe,
The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply
A-M-A-Z-I-N-G
*M-A-J-E-S-T-I-C*
*G-R-A-N-D*
*M-A-S-T-E-R*
Puppy, Child, Pussy, Birdy, Ferret, Goat, Monkey
SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard <{) ;~ ) >
HOWE MAY I SERVE YOU <{}; ~ ) >
Sincerely,
Jerry Howe,
Director of Research,
Human And Animal Behavior
Forensic Sciences Research Laboratory,
BIOSOUND Scientific,
Director of Training,
Wits' End Dog Training
1611 24th St
Orlando, FL 32805
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