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Kody  
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 More options Nov 6, 3:18 pm
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From: "Kody" <dffk...@removeme.gmail.com>
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 2009 08:18:33 -0600
Local: Fri, Nov 6 2009 3:18 pm
Subject: If I was the Commander in Chief...
I would summon the respective heads of every branch of service (including
the National Guard) and direct them to round up every Muslim serving on
active duty and immediately grant them an honorable discharge, shake their
hand and tell them "Thanks but no thanks".

Then I would trot my happy ass to the nearest courtroom and petition to have
my name changed to Bradley Harold Nobamowich.

Just saying.

Kody
SFC (ret)


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Randolph M. Jones  
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From: "Randolph M. Jones" <rjo...@soartech.com>
Date: Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:59:25 -0500
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Subject: Re: If I was the Commander in Chief...

Kody wrote:
> I would summon the respective heads of every branch of service (including
> the National Guard) and direct them to round up every Muslim serving on
> active duty and immediately grant them an honorable discharge, shake their
> hand and tell them "Thanks but no thanks".

> Then I would trot my happy ass to the nearest courtroom and petition to have
> my name changed to Bradley Harold Nobamowich.

> Just saying.

> Kody
> SFC (ret)

You are excused, because we have been programmed by evolution to make
such ridiculous over-generalizations.  That doesn't change the fact that
such over-generalizations are ridiculous now, since most of our
evolutionary tendencies are designed to optimize behavior in a milieu
that ended 20,000 years ago or so.

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Adam Xavier  
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From: "Adam Xavier" <axav...@funnypeoplethemovieisntthatfunny.com>
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 2009 08:11:34 -0700
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Subject: Re: If I was the Commander in Chief...

"Kody" <dffk...@removeme.gmail.com> wrote in message

news:hd1bfk$3ug$1@news.eternal-september.org...

>I would summon the respective heads of every branch of service (including
>the National Guard) and direct them to round up every Muslim serving on
>active duty and immediately grant them an honorable discharge, shake their
>hand and tell them "Thanks but no thanks".

And I'm sure you'd be saying the same thing if this was some white kid from
Alabama.

::eyeroll::


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Kody  
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From: "Kody" <dffk...@removeme.gmail.com>
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 2009 09:11:12 -0600
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Subject: Re: If I was the Commander in Chief...

"Randolph M. Jones" <rjo...@soartech.com> wrote in message
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Sorry but for me it's simply a conflict of interest and a trust issue. I've
served in Muslim Countries and I have a lot of respect for them in general.
In previous combat zones we didn't have issues such as this, Germany is
mostly a Catholic and Protestant Country but we didn't have American
soldiers saying I can't fight against other Catholic's etc. Notice that I
did grant them an Honorable Discharge and they are welcome to stay in the
Country, just not in the Military. :)

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The Cheesehusker, Trade Warrior  
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From: "The Cheesehusker, Trade Warrior" <iamtj4l...@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 2009 07:36:42 -0800 (PST)
Local: Fri, Nov 6 2009 4:36 pm
Subject: Re: If I was the Commander in Chief...
On Nov 6, 9:11 am, "Kody" <dffk...@removeme.gmail.com> wrote:

Didn't we do this already during the WWs with vaguely german sounding
names and slanty eyed people in detention camps?

The greatness of America is based in the fact we're mutts.


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The Cheesehusker, Trade Warrior  
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 More options Nov 6, 4:39 pm
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From: "The Cheesehusker, Trade Warrior" <iamtj4l...@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 2009 07:39:33 -0800 (PST)
Local: Fri, Nov 6 2009 4:39 pm
Subject: Re: If I was the Commander in Chief...
On Nov 6, 8:18 am, "Kody" <dffk...@removeme.gmail.com> wrote:

> I would summon the respective heads of every branch of service (including
> the National Guard) and direct them to round up every Muslim serving on
> active duty and immediately grant them an honorable discharge, shake their
> hand and tell them "Thanks but no thanks".

CinC

Barack Hussein Obama

Does he discharge himself?


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Ike  
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From: Ike <I...@SHAEF.net>
Date: Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:41:58 -0500
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Subject: Re: If I was the Commander in Chief...
The Cheesehusker, Trade Warrior wrote:

My German/Welsh/English ancestors want to know just who you callin' a
mutt, schweinen!

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Ike                                    

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why is the sky blue and white?" said commit Khairi Fortt.

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The Cheesehusker, Trade Warrior  
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From: "The Cheesehusker, Trade Warrior" <iamtj4l...@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 2009 07:43:43 -0800 (PST)
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Subject: Re: If I was the Commander in Chief...
On Nov 6, 9:41 am, Ike <I...@SHAEF.net> wrote:

My German/English/Irish/Swedish/Polish ancestors lift their rear legs
and pee on the fire hydrant of your family tree, hundboy

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Kody  
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 More options Nov 6, 4:47 pm
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From: "Kody" <dffk...@removeme.gmail.com>
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 2009 09:47:49 -0600
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Subject: Re: If I was the Commander in Chief...

"The Cheesehusker, Trade Warrior" <iamtj4l...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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On Nov 6, 9:11 am, "Kody" <dffk...@removeme.gmail.com> wrote:

There you go, we have a precedent to go by! :)

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Ike  
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From: Ike <I...@SHAEF.net>
Date: Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:55:51 -0500
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Subject: Re: If I was the Commander in Chief...
The Cheesehusker, Trade Warrior wrote:

Serious question. What heritage does the name "Bostdorf" sound like to you?
I've never reseached it much, myself.
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Yrs.,

Ike                                    

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why is the sky blue and white?" said commit Khairi Fortt.

"Who am I to argue with God?"

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The Cheesehusker, Trade Warrior  
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From: "The Cheesehusker, Trade Warrior" <iamtj4l...@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 2009 07:58:00 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Re: If I was the Commander in Chief...
On Nov 6, 9:47 am, "Kody" <dffk...@removeme.gmail.com> wrote:

wHO is GonNa drIVe the tAXi caBs and run teh 7-11s????????

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Kody  
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 More options Nov 6, 4:57 pm
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From: "Kody" <dffk...@removeme.gmail.com>
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 2009 09:57:37 -0600
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Subject: Re: If I was the Commander in Chief...

"The Cheesehusker, Trade Warrior" <iamtj4l...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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On Nov 6, 9:47 am, "Kody" <dffk...@removeme.gmail.com> wrote:

Hmmm, Mexicans maybe?? :)

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The Cheesehusker, Trade Warrior  
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From: "The Cheesehusker, Trade Warrior" <iamtj4l...@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 2009 08:12:57 -0800 (PST)
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Subject: Re: If I was the Commander in Chief...
On Nov 6, 9:57 am, "Kody" <dffk...@removeme.gmail.com> wrote:

Gasp

But my lawncare guys are NECESSARY dambit111!11


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The Cheesehusker, Trade Warrior  
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From: "The Cheesehusker, Trade Warrior" <iamtj4l...@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 2009 08:13:17 -0800 (PST)
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Subject: Re: If I was the Commander in Chief...
On Nov 6, 9:55 am, Ike <I...@SHAEF.net> wrote:

Swabian

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Unclaimed Mysteries  
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Date: Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:33:05 -0600
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Subject: Re: If I was the Commander in Chief...
The Cheesehusker, Trade Warrior wrote:

My fullblood Yeti ancestors fart in your general direction.

-cls

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Date: Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:01:00 -0800
Subject: Re: If I was the Commander in Chief...
In article <fGXIm.4145$ET3....@newsfe17.iad>, Ike <I...@SHAEF.net>
wrote:

Ellis Island

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From: Michael Press <rub...@pacbell.net>
Date: Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:04:31 -0800
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Subject: Re: If I was the Commander in Chief...
In article
<be4fd168-19bd-4751-90a4-55e4549f5...@o10g2000yqa.googlegroups.com>,
 "The Cheesehusker, Trade Warrior" <iamtj4l...@gmail.com> wrote:

Same people who do now. Sikhs and Pakistanis, respectively.
Don't try anything at the local, Homies, they break heads.

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 More options Nov 7, 12:28 am
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Date: Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:28:37 -0500
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Subject: Re: If I was the Commander in Chief...
Hey, "The Cheesehusker, Trade Warrior" <iamtj4l...@gmail.com>... keep
the change, you filthy animal.

>On Nov 6, 8:18 am, "Kody" <dffk...@removeme.gmail.com> wrote:
>> I would summon the respective heads of every branch of service (including
>> the National Guard) and direct them to round up every Muslim serving on
>> active duty and immediately grant them an honorable discharge, shake their
>> hand and tell them "Thanks but no thanks".

>CinC

>Barack Hussein Obama

>Does he discharge himself?

Considering he's married to Lieutenant Word, the words "likely very
often" come immediately to mind.

John M. Rogers
AU Class of 1985
The Al Del Greco of Atlanta


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Date: Fri, 6 Nov 2009 15:35:16 -0800 (PST)
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Subject: Re: If I was the Commander in Chief...
On Nov 6, 4:28 pm, John Rogers <tiger7...@yahoo.com> wrote:

       Mr. Rogers is correct, 95 percent of men discharge themselves,
and the rest are liars.

Huck


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Date: Fri, 6 Nov 2009 15:36:17 -0800 (PST)
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Subject: Re: If I was the Commander in Chief...
On Nov 6, 10:58 am, "The Cheesehusker, Trade Warrior"

Joe Biden.

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Date: Fri, 6 Nov 2009 17:40:03 -0600
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Subject: Re: If I was the Commander in Chief...
The Cheesehusker, Trade Warrior wrote:

> On Nov 6, 8:18 am, "Kody" <dffk...@removeme.gmail.com> wrote:
>> I would summon the respective heads of every branch of service
>> (including the National Guard) and direct them to round up every
>> Muslim serving on active duty and immediately grant them an
>> honorable discharge, shake their hand and tell them "Thanks but no
>> thanks".

> CinC

> Barack Hussein Obama

> Does he discharge himself?

He should, I'll be glad to help him.

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Date: Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:53:10 -0500
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Subject: Re: If I was the Commander in Chief...
Hey, "MoParMaN" <shendryx.clot...@yahoo.com>... keep the change, you
filthy animal.

>The Cheesehusker, Trade Warrior wrote:
>> On Nov 6, 8:18 am, "Kody" <dffk...@removeme.gmail.com> wrote:
>>> I would summon the respective heads of every branch of service
>>> (including the National Guard) and direct them to round up every
>>> Muslim serving on active duty and immediately grant them an
>>> honorable discharge, shake their hand and tell them "Thanks but no
>>> thanks".

>> CinC

>> Barack Hussein Obama

>> Does he discharge himself?

>He should, I'll be glad to help him.

OOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

John M. Rogers
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The Al Del Greco of Atlanta


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Date: Sat, 7 Nov 2009 09:22:25 -0600
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Subject: Re: If I was the Commander in Chief...

Re: If I was the Commander in Chief...  

Group: rec.sport.football.college Date: Fri, Nov 6, 2009, 8:11am (CST-1)
From: axav...@funnypeoplethemovieisntthatfunny.com (Adam Xavier)

"Kody" <dffk...@removeme.gmail.com> wrote in message

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I would summon the respective heads of every branch of service
(including the National Guard) and direct them to round up every Muslim
serving on active duty and immediately grant them an honorable
discharge, shake their hand and tell them "Thanks but no thanks".
And I'm sure you'd be saying the same thing if this was some white kid
from Alabama.
::eyeroll::
------------------------------------------------------
Another liberal who thinks the shooter is the victim.
:: eyeroll::

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