-you eat a few too many bowls of beans -you make multiple trips to the john -soon there is a slight burning in your nether regions -a few trips later, there's a California wildfire state-of-emergency going on down there
If you go to the emergency room, do you think you'd be the butt of a few jokes?
<DanUNDERSCOREgoesHEREslaugh...@sbcglobal.net> wrote: > -you eat a few too many bowls of beans > -you make multiple trips to the john > -soon there is a slight burning in your nether regions > -a few trips later, there's a California wildfire state-of-emergency > going on down there
> If you go to the emergency room, do you think you'd be the butt of a > few jokes?
<DanUNDERSCOREgoesHEREslaugh...@sbcglobal.net> wrote: > -you eat a few too many bowls of beans > -you make multiple trips to the john > -soon there is a slight burning in your nether regions > -a few trips later, there's a California wildfire state-of-emergency > going on down there
> If you go to the emergency room, do you think you'd be the butt of a > few jokes?
I have that problem right now, but it's not beans, it's nerves and Charlie Weise.
Dan Bretta, I've never been so impressed by your ability put all the words together as I was on 11/20/2009 in saying:
> On Nov 20, 9:51 pm, DanS. > <DanUNDERSCOREgoesHEREslaugh...@sbcglobal.net> wrote: >> -you eat a few too many bowls of beans >> -you make multiple trips to the john >> -soon there is a slight burning in your nether regions >> -a few trips later, there's a California wildfire state-of-emergency >> going on down there
>> If you go to the emergency room, do you think you'd be the butt of a >> few jokes?
> You are the master of overshare.
> Dan
My Englische teacher always said to consider my audience.
DanS. wrote: > -you eat a few too many bowls of beans > -you make multiple trips to the john > -soon there is a slight burning in your nether regions > -a few trips later, there's a California wildfire state-of-emergency > going on down there
> If you go to the emergency room, do you think you'd be the butt of a > few jokes?
Don't go to the emergency room, take pictures of it and post it on the internet. You'll be on Jay Leno by Thursday.
<DanUNDERSCOREgoesHEREslaugh...@sbcglobal.net> wrote: >-you eat a few too many bowls of beans >-you make multiple trips to the john >-soon there is a slight burning in your nether regions >-a few trips later, there's a California wildfire state-of-emergency >going on down there
>If you go to the emergency room, do you think you'd be the butt of a >few jokes?
Did poor Panks reincarnate here? -- "...you know, it seems to me you suffer from the problem of wanting a tailored fit in an off the rack world." Dennis Juds
DanS. wrote: > -you eat a few too many bowls of beans > -you make multiple trips to the john > -soon there is a slight burning in your nether regions > -a few trips later, there's a California wildfire state-of-emergency > going on down there
> If you go to the emergency room, do you think you'd be the butt of a few > jokes?
You know those wet wipes that come in those plastic boxes which used to be specifically for children but now come in generic packaging for everyone?
Go get those and use them. Using regular toilet paper to snuff out heat from peppers heat is like using it to put out a fire.
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