I'm riding a bike like Jesus rode a donkey. Do you get the hint?
There's no place for Quixotes or Jesuses!
Or do you think there's a place for a modern Jesus?
—Jesus of Siberia
Back in 1989, as the Soviet regime was collapsing, a man from the Siberian town of Minusinsk, named Sergei Torop, lost his job as a traffic cop. Shortly after that he had a vision, a vision in which he discovered that he was in fact the second coming of Jesus. He changed his name to Vissarion, giving his first public sermon in August of 1991.
When asked how he knew he was the new messiah, he answered, "It's interesting but very complicated; I feel something violently surging up from within me that had been held down until then."
"What happens to man when he wakes up and understands he is a man and not an elephant? How can he explain what has happened to him?" he added, laughing.
<nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote: >I'm riding a bike like Jesus rode a donkey. Do you get the hint?
>There's no place for Quixotes or Jesuses!
>Or do you think there's a place for a modern Jesus?
>—Jesus of Siberia
>Back in 1989, as the Soviet regime was collapsing, a man from the >Siberian town of Minusinsk, named Sergei Torop, lost his job as a >traffic cop. Shortly after that he had a vision, a vision in which he >discovered that he was in fact the second coming of Jesus. He changed >his name to Vissarion, giving his first public sermon in August of >1991.
>When asked how he knew he was the new messiah, he answered, "It's >interesting but very complicated; I feel something violently surging >up from within me that had been held down until then."
>"What happens to man when he wakes up and understands he is a man and >not an elephant? How can he explain what has happened to him?" he >added, laughing.
> On Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:13:08 -0800 (PST), "His Highness Comandante > Banana, King Of The Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises"
> <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote: > >I'm riding a bike like Jesus rode a donkey. Do you get the hint?
> >There's no place for Quixotes or Jesuses!
> >Or do you think there's a place for a modern Jesus?
> >—Jesus of Siberia
> >Back in 1989, as the Soviet regime was collapsing, a man from the > >Siberian town of Minusinsk, named Sergei Torop, lost his job as a > >traffic cop. Shortly after that he had a vision, a vision in which he > >discovered that he was in fact the second coming of Jesus. He changed > >his name to Vissarion, giving his first public sermon in August of > >1991.
> >When asked how he knew he was the new messiah, he answered, "It's > >interesting but very complicated; I feel something violently surging > >up from within me that had been held down until then."
> >"What happens to man when he wakes up and understands he is a man and > >not an elephant? How can he explain what has happened to him?" he > >added, laughing.
> On Nov 20, 3:48 pm, bpuharic <w...@comcast.net> wrote:
> > On Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:13:08 -0800 (PST), "His Highness Comandante > > Banana, King Of The Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises"
> > <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote: > > >I'm riding a bike like Jesus rode a donkey. Do you get the hint?
> > >There's no place for Quixotes or Jesuses!
> > >Or do you think there's a place for a modern Jesus?
> > >—Jesus of Siberia
> > >Back in 1989, as the Soviet regime was collapsing, a man from the > > >Siberian town of Minusinsk, named Sergei Torop, lost his job as a > > >traffic cop. Shortly after that he had a vision, a vision in which he > > >discovered that he was in fact the second coming of Jesus. He changed > > >his name to Vissarion, giving his first public sermon in August of > > >1991.
> > >When asked how he knew he was the new messiah, he answered, "It's > > >interesting but very complicated; I feel something violently surging > > >up from within me that had been held down until then."
> > >"What happens to man when he wakes up and understands he is a man and > > >not an elephant? How can he explain what has happened to him?" he > > >added, laughing.
> > wasn't there a guy...a jewish student of the kabbala, shabbatai zevi, > > convinced he was also the messiah who went to rome, to convert the > > pope?
> > i remember seeing a xmas card saying 'the birth of a man who thinks > > he's god is not such a rare event'- Hide quoted text -
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> ok lookie here! > two k0oks licking each others arm pits and picking fleas off one > another.
> On Nov 20, 3:48 pm, bpuharic <w...@comcast.net> wrote:
> > On Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:13:08 -0800 (PST), "His Highness Comandante > > Banana, King Of The Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises"
> > <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote: > > >I'm riding a bike like Jesus rode a donkey. Do you get the hint?
> > >There's no place for Quixotes or Jesuses!
> > >Or do you think there's a place for a modern Jesus?
> > >—Jesus of Siberia
> > >Back in 1989, as the Soviet regime was collapsing, a man from the > > >Siberian town of Minusinsk, named Sergei Torop, lost his job as a > > >traffic cop. Shortly after that he had a vision, a vision in which he > > >discovered that he was in fact the second coming of Jesus. He changed > > >his name to Vissarion, giving his first public sermon in August of > > >1991.
> > >When asked how he knew he was the new messiah, he answered, "It's > > >interesting but very complicated; I feel something violently surging > > >up from within me that had been held down until then."
> > >"What happens to man when he wakes up and understands he is a man and > > >not an elephant? How can he explain what has happened to him?" he > > >added, laughing.
> > wasn't there a guy...a jewish student of the kabbala, shabbatai zevi, > > convinced he was also the messiah who went to rome, to convert the > > pope?
> > i remember seeing a xmas card saying 'the birth of a man who thinks > > he's god is not such a rare event'- Hide quoted text -
> > - Show quoted text -
> ok lookie here! > two k0oks licking each others arm pits and picking fleas off one > another.
> Just like the apes do!- Hide quoted text -
> - Show quoted text -
I don't know what higher pedigree you claim being a sheep.
But I'm a civilized monkey. I give you the shit in a bag, not throw it at you.
You know what the "shit" means, right? All the dirty stuff happening in the most Christian nation in the world.
>On Nov 20, 3:48 pm, bpuharic <w...@comcast.net> wrote: >> On Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:13:08 -0800 (PST), "His Highness Comandante >> Banana, King Of The Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises"
>> <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >I'm riding a bike like Jesus rode a donkey. Do you get the hint?
>> >There's no place for Quixotes or Jesuses!
>> >Or do you think there's a place for a modern Jesus?
>> >—Jesus of Siberia
>> >Back in 1989, as the Soviet regime was collapsing, a man from the >> >Siberian town of Minusinsk, named Sergei Torop, lost his job as a >> >traffic cop. Shortly after that he had a vision, a vision in which he >> >discovered that he was in fact the second coming of Jesus. He changed >> >his name to Vissarion, giving his first public sermon in August of >> >1991.
>> >When asked how he knew he was the new messiah, he answered, "It's >> >interesting but very complicated; I feel something violently surging >> >up from within me that had been held down until then."
>> >"What happens to man when he wakes up and understands he is a man and >> >not an elephant? How can he explain what has happened to him?" he >> >added, laughing.
>> wasn't there a guy...a jewish student of the kabbala, shabbatai zevi, >> convinced he was also the messiah who went to rome, to convert the >> pope?
>> i remember seeing a xmas card saying 'the birth of a man who thinks >> he's god is not such a rare event'- Hide quoted text -
>> - Show quoted text -
>ok lookie here! >two k0oks licking each others arm pits and picking fleas off one >another.
>Just like the apes do!
Do you? Wow! Can you find anyone who wants to be that close to you?
-- Bob.
When D-G made Madman out of clay he forgot to magic the brain. I think that explains everything.
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